There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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