Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
