brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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