my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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