are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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