she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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