Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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