Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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