Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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