But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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