Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
so much tequila, so little girl.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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