If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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