i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Small penises have feelings too.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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