i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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