Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Pooping to opera.
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