Pappa wants mamma naked
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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