I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
