$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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