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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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