why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
worst night to have a conscience
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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