i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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