look no pants
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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