Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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