i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I am mentally ready for anal.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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