I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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