how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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