do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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