"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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