i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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