we're blogging at a bar
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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