I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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