a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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