Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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