It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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