I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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