Don't you send me to vm
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Fuck appropriateness.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Randomize
