Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he thought i was a dude.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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