I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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