Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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