One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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