Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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