Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
