But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
How did I end up in the pool?!
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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