I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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