Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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