Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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