Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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