How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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