i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you would pick up someone in the library
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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