eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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