Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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