I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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