Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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